thepagejakeenglish:

deliverusfromsburb:

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

Just fine.

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kehinki:

god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. 

“wanna go on an adventure?” *goes to mcdonald’s for ice cream at 1am*

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cleromancy:

a cat: *touches me with its small hand*
me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

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telapathetic:

 *intensely doesnt care*

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just-shower-thoughts:

Everytime you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever

(via witchwillowcwead)

nokiabae:

netflix and cope

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owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

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pon-raul:

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

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